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the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
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Reblog this if you have ever attempted any of the following while you were alone:
-Waterbending-Earthbending
-Firebending
-Airbending
-Using the force
-Telekenisis
-Flying
-The Matrix
-Alchemy
-Kamehameha
-Going Super Saiyan
-Jutsu Hand Signs
-Spells from Harry Potter
-Shapeshifting
-Breaking the 66 seals
-Opening purgartory
-Turning into a green rage monster
-Being a synthesized voice program
-Getting a bunch of bitches to kneel
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- (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
- Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
- Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
- Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
- Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
- (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
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so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this
thank
ERICA I’M SO DONE WITH YOU
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this pic honestly says it all
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sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake
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sabrina-is-at-221b-bakerstreet:
I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT
YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
ALL HAIL TUMBLR USER AGAYOFGAYS!
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dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes
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